Will be ratting us out to Family Services in 5… 4… 3…

Milo: “What does ‘poor’ mean?”

Me: “It means not having enough money to meet your basic needs.”

Milo: “Then I’m poor! I don’t have enough money to beat my basic needs.”

Me: “Daddy and I take of your basic needs.”

Milo: “I have one basic need that you’re not beating.”

Me: “Oh yeah? What’s that?”

Milo: “I need a car.”