Celebrating the Savage, Hilarious, Disgusting and Adorable World of Little Boys

I was hoping for roses

Morris, showing me a plastic shovel: “Look mom, I have a watering can!”

Me: “Is that the one you were using to plant bombs on me earlier?”

Morris: “No! It plants flowers.”

Me: “Oh, good. Flowers are so much nicer than bombs.”

Morris: “It plants BOMB flowers.”

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