A spike dude by any other name…

Milo: “Hey, little Mor-baby, Mor-baby, Mor-baby.”

Morris: “No! Don’t call me that!”

Milo: “How about Mor-toddler, then?”

Morris: “No!”

Milo: “How about Mor-boy?”

Morris: “NO!”

Me: “How about Mor-ris?”

Morris: “NO!!!”

Me: “Well, if we can’t call you Morris, what should we call you?”

Milo: “How about Spike Dude?”

Morris: “Yeah!”