Clearly Daddy and I need to start using more code words

Milo: “Mommy, guess what you are?”
Me: “Um, your mother?”
Milo: “No.”
Me: “A stellar role model?”
Milo: “No.”
Me: “A scintillating conversationalist?”
Milo: “No.”
Me: “An international super spy?”
Milo: “No. Give up?”
Me: “Yep.”
Milo: “You’re SEXY!”
Me: “Oh, really?”
Milo: “YEAH! … What does sexy mean?”