As long as you don’t start digging up bodies in the graveyard, we’re good

Milo: “When I grow up I’m gonna invent an awakenator. It’s a machine that keeps people awake all night long and they’re not even sleepy the next day.”

Me: “Dude, invent that and you’ll make a billion dollars. So long as it doesn’t have any unforeseen negative side effects.”

Milo: “All right! But first I need to become a mad scientist. It’s my JOB.”

Me: “Okay, then.”

Milo: “And I’m going to need some of the stuff around this house. Like the fridge… and the oven… and the toaster.”