At least he’s secure about his masculinity

Morris: “Mommy, look at my bouncy ball. It has all sorts of nice colours in it. Even pink. I like pink!”

Me: “Yep, nothing wrong with pink.”

Morris: “I like pink a LOT. It’s my favourite colour.”

Me: “Really.” (I’m somewhat surprised, given that his favourite colour for the past few weeks has been black.)

Morris: “Yep.”

Me: “Guess we’d better get you more pink stuff, then.”

Morris: “Uhhh… okay.”

Me: “What would you like? A pink shirt? Pink pants? Pink shoes?”

Morris: “How about a pink sword? That would be so cool!”