Celebrating the Savage, Hilarious, Disgusting and Adorable World of Little Boys

Lest We Forget

Morris: “Mommy, guess what my name is.”

Me: “Um, it’s Morris?”

Morris: “Nope! See my poppy?” He thrusts out his chest. “It’s a hint.”

Me: “Your poppy is a hint to your name.”

Morris: “Yep.”

Me: “Okay… Is it Po?”

Morris: “No!”

Me: “Is it Red?”

Morris: “No!”

Me: “Is it Soldier?”

Morris: “Nooooo!”

Me: “Is it War Hero?”

Morris: “…. No.” (I’m pretty sure at this point he was wishing it WAS War Hero.)

Me: “Is it Flower Power?”

Morris: “NO!!!”

Me: “Okay, I give up. What’s your name?”

Morris: “It’s Poppy Man! Geez, I thought you would get that!”

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